No.1072 子供の可能性は無限大

さあ、今週もあと一日。頑張っていきましょー！

昔からある先生と子供のジョーク集。英語ですが簡単なのでさらっと読めます。

子供の可能性って無限大。
お気に入りは、「クロコダイルのスペルは？」、「お兄ちゃんとまったく同じ作文じゃないの！写したの？！」、「面白くない話を話し続ける人を何と呼びますか？」


TEACHER:　　Why are you late?
STUDENT:　　Because Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER:　　Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:　　　　Here it is.
TEACHER:　　Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:　　　　Maria.
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TEACHER:　　John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:　　　　　You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:　　Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:　　　　K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:　　No, that's wrong
GLENN:　　　　Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:　　Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:　　　H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:　　What are you talking about?
DONALD:　　　Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:　　Winnie, name one important thing we have today
　　　　　　　　　　that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:　　　 Me!
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TEACHER:　　Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:　　　　　Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:　　Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I '
MILLIE:　　　　I is.....
TEACHER:　　No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:　　　　All right, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:　　George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
　　　　　　　　　　but also admitted it. Now,
　　　　　　　　　　Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:　　　　 Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:　　Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:　　　　No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:　　Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
　　　　　　　　　　Did you copy his?
CLYDE:　　　　 No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:　　Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
　　　　　　　　　　when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:　　　A teacher.
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