No.86 チャレンジ!2 英語のジョーク (Making Fun of Teachers!)

アダルトスクール課題第2段。
先生の質問に対する生徒の答えが、意図せず面白いジョークになっている。リストされている回答より面白い答えを考え出せた人はかなりのセンス?!最後の答えだけ読んでも面白いですよ。


Teachers who ask questions which students can make fun of are the subject of these jokes. Do your best think of your OWN answer first.


1.Teacher: Did your sister help you with your homework?
  Student: No, ........................................

2.Teacher: Name two pronouns in English? (※pronoun 代名詞)
  Student: ............................................
  Teacher: Excellent! Well done.

3.Teacher: How do you spell wrong?
  Student: R O N G.
  Teacher: ............................................
  Student: That's what you asked for, wasn't it?

4.Teacher: Can you tell me what the plural of 'body' is? (※plural 複数形)
  Student: ............................................

5.Teacher: What is the most popular answer to questions asked by teachers?
  Student: ............................................
  Teacher: Correct.

6.Teacher: (talking on the telephone)... So Gordon can't come to school because he has a cold. Who am I speaking to?
  Voice : ............................................

7.Teacher: First there was the Ice Age, then the Stone Age. What came next? (※the Ice Age 氷河時代、the Stone Age 石器時代)
  Student: ............................................

8.Teacher: Say something beginning with the letter 'I'.
  Student: I is .....
  Teacher: No. No. No. You must say 'I am'.
  Student: Okay then. .................................

9.Teacher: If you add 376 and 478, and divide the answer by 14, what do you get?
  Student: ............................................

Lists:
 A  That's wrong.
 B  I don't know.
 C  I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
 D  The sausage?
 E  The wrong answer.
 F  Twins?
 G  She did all of it.
 H  Who, me?
 I  This is my father.






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Answer:

1.Teacher: Did your sister help you with your homework?
  Student: No, She did all of it.
 (手伝ったのではなく、全部やってくれちゃったということですね)


2.Teacher: Name two pronouns in English?
  Student: Who, me?
  Teacher: Excellent! Well done.
 (「え?ボク?」と思わず発した2言が、2つの代名詞だったと)


3.Teacher: How do you spell wrong?
  Student: R O N G.
  Teacher: That's wrong.
  Student: That's what you asked for, wasn't it?
 (先生「その答えは間違いよ」 生徒「だからWRONGって聞いてるんでしょ?」)


4.Teacher: Can you tell me what the plural of 'body' is?
  Student: Twins?
 (bodyが複数になればTwins(双子)!上手い!)


5.Teacher: What is the most popular answer to questions asked by teachers?
  Student: I don't know.
  Teacher: Correct.
 (「I don't know」が最も多い生徒からの回答!これも上手い!)


6.Teacher: (talking on the telephone)...So Gordon can't come to school because he has a cold. Who am I speaking to?
  Voice : This is my father.
 (思わず「お父さんが話してます」と言っちゃうところがカワイイ)


7.Teacher: First there was the Ice Age, then the Stone Age. What came next? 
  Student: The sausage?
 (この他、the message, the postageなどという答えも上がりました)


8.Teacher: Say something beginning with the letter 'I'.
  Student: I is ...
  Teacher: No. No. No. You must say 'I am'.
  Student: Okay then. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
 (「'I'はアルファベットの9番目の文字です」と答えようとしたのだから、生徒の「I is ...」が本当は正しかったのです)


9.Teacher: If you add 376 and 478, and divide the answer by 14, what do you get?
  Student: The wrong answer.
 (これも面白い!でも「A shortage of finger.(指が足りません)」という回答を考えた人がいてあっぱれ!)



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by shina_pooh_at_sfo | 2006-08-12 05:08 | へんなもの


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