No.1072 子供の可能性は無限大

さあ、今週もあと一日。頑張っていきましょー!

昔からある先生と子供のジョーク集。英語ですが簡単なのでさらっと読めます。

子供の可能性って無限大。
お気に入りは、「クロコダイルのスペルは?」、「お兄ちゃんとまったく同じ作文じゃないの!写したの?!」、「面白くない話を話し続ける人を何と呼びますか?」


TEACHER:  Why are you late?
STUDENT:  Because Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:    Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:    Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:     You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:    K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:    Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:   H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:   Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today
          that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:    Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:     Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I '
MILLIE:    I is.....
TEACHER:  No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:    All right, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
          but also admitted it. Now,
          Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:  Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
          Did you copy his?
CLYDE:     No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
          when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher.
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by shina_pooh_at_sfo | 2011-09-09 22:02 | へんなもの


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